Today at work, one of my students was showing me some pictures on MySpace. I saw one particularly beautiful one, of a pair of hands and a beautiful baby with huge, huge eyes. I said to him, "Is that you??? Are those your hands?"
He said, "Yeah. That's me and my BM."
"BM?? What the heck is that?"
Everyone in the room stared at me. I imagine that all the heads turned from the computers as tutors and students alike stared at my stupidity. I posited a guess: "Bowel movement?"
He laughed and laughed at me and said, "No, Miss Katy. That's my Baby Mama."