Katy: You know what would really turn me on?
Corey: What?
Katy: If you threw away* those beer cans on the coffee table and put your cereal bowl in the sink.
Corey: sighs and does the tasks.
Katy: You know what else would turn me on?
Corey: raises an eyebrow
Katy: If you threw away the six-pack rings next to where the beer cans were.
Corey: Moves to action
Katy: While you're up, can you grab your dirty water glasses and napkins from the table? I'm feeling really turned on right now. More turned on every second.
*or rather place in the garbage/recycling area of the kitchen
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I hope that you weren't a tease... because you could get that to work.. you know like Pavlov's dog theory...
~Val
that is freakin' hilarious!
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