There is still "plenty" of toothpaste left in the tube. We are considering letting Corey use the new tube while I am away so the contest won't be so unfair. Nobody likes a blowout win, right? So I brushed my teeth this morning and he will, too. Then we won't use the tube til Sunday night. Here's hoping he goes first!
This will only work out if we are still married when I get back. We will only still be married if Corey remembers to water the vegetables while I am away and they are still living upon my return. Lucky for him and his memory, it's supposed to rain this weekend.